The mind is a weird place. I mean, you should know, since you're the psychic forces swirling around in there! Your human thinks about such strange things all the livelong day. It's when they fall asleep, though, that you really get to have some fun.
Dreams are AMAZING! Random symbols and ideas connecting together to tell the most outlandish tales? It's great! Sadly, humans forget your masterpieces so quickly...but not tonight!
Tonight you're going to help your human have the most intense dream and then help them remember every last piece of it. Maybe then they'll realize that a mind is a terrible thing to waste! â€¦