Not Parent Approved Game Rules

Components

455 cards, divided into Fill-in-the-Blank Question Cards and Blank-Filler Answer Cards.
Rulebook

Each player draws seven red answer cards. Sneak a peak, but don't show 'em to your friends.

Each player burps - real or fake. The winner of the burp-off gets to be the Burp Boss.

The Burp Boss draws a blue question card and reads it out loud.

Then:

Players choose the red answer card they think is the best and slide it
The Burp Boss shuffles the red answer cards without looking.
The Burp Boss reads the question out loud each time before presenting EACH answer.
The Burp Boss picks the 1st place answer. (To spread more goofball love, the Burp Boss can pick 2nd and 3rd place too).
The 1st place winner keeps the blue question card and scores a point.
Used red cards are discarded into the top of the game box.

The role of Burp Boss rotates clockwise (person on the left) for the next round.

Play as long as you like. The player with the most question cards at the end of the game is the winner.

Note: Use the blanks in the box to create your own wacky questions and answers.